WELL, today must just be a day of snark and bitchiness in the world.
Not only did I have to deal with a not so nice email from a contact at a corset company I was pitching, The Burgandy Boudoir (who I really don't suggest you do any work with based on the sheer amount of snark and arrogance I got out of one e-mail), but my dog decided that she was going to pretty much ignore my entire existence.
Me: "Jessi..."
Jessi: ...
Me: "Jessi."
Jessie: ...
Me: "JESSI!!"
Jessi: *Looks up* "Were you addressing me human?"
Me: "Yes, I was addressing you, you senile old woman. Will you please move, you're in my way, and I can't get to the sink."
Jessi: *Lays head back on paws*
Me: "Jessie...come one now. I need to do the dishes."
Jessi: *Blinks, yawns, and rolls over on her side* No.
Me: "Jessi, just do me a solid. I really need to get the dishes done."
Jessi: *Turns her head away, and begins an amazing imitation of a rock*
Me: *tries to dance to get her attention, whistles, pats her head, opens the fridge door*
Jessi: *No movement*
Me: "Ugh...fine. Lay there on the hard linoleum floor. I'm going in the other room until you stop being so catatonic"
Jessi: *No Movement*
Me: *Walking in the other room, mumbling* Crazy old senile Border Collie....
Jessi: "I heard that human!"
Ugh...what can you do?
Love and Lightning Bugs,
Not only did I have to deal with a not so nice email from a contact at a corset company I was pitching, The Burgandy Boudoir (who I really don't suggest you do any work with based on the sheer amount of snark and arrogance I got out of one e-mail), but my dog decided that she was going to pretty much ignore my entire existence.
Me: "Jessi..."
Jessi: ...
Me: "Jessi."
Jessie: ...
Me: "JESSI!!"
Jessi: *Looks up* "Were you addressing me human?"
Me: "Yes, I was addressing you, you senile old woman. Will you please move, you're in my way, and I can't get to the sink."
Jessi: *Lays head back on paws*
Me: "Jessie...come one now. I need to do the dishes."
Jessi: *Blinks, yawns, and rolls over on her side* No.
Me: "Jessi, just do me a solid. I really need to get the dishes done."
Jessi: *Turns her head away, and begins an amazing imitation of a rock*
Me: *tries to dance to get her attention, whistles, pats her head, opens the fridge door*
Jessi: *No movement*
Me: "Ugh...fine. Lay there on the hard linoleum floor. I'm going in the other room until you stop being so catatonic"
Jessi: *No Movement*
Me: *Walking in the other room, mumbling* Crazy old senile Border Collie....
Jessi: "I heard that human!"
Ugh...what can you do?
Love and Lightning Bugs,
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